Look closely… That wasn’t a flag pin that Obama wore during the debate. It was a tiny teleprompter!
It’s confirmed. Secret CIA photos just discovered reveal conclusively and beyond a shadow of a doubt that it wasn’t a flag pin that Sen. Barack Obama was wearing on his lapel during Friday night’s first presidential debate. It was instead a miniature teleprompter brilliantly camouflaged as an American flag lapel pin, strategically placed there by Obama’s handlers just moments before he went on stage.
(Didn’t you notice how often he kept glancing down throughout the debate? It wasn’t to write notes, it was to read his “thoughts” as provided by an Obama operative located secretly off-stage who fed Obama his answers throughout the debate. Clever, eh?)
You have got to hand it to those loony left-wing liberals, they’ll stop at nothing to try and help Obama look presidential. Rumor has it that the Democrats are also already in the process of installing tiny microfiber antennas in Joe Biden’s hairpiece that are capable of rendering speech-correcting shock-waves to the gaffe-prone VP candidate just in time for next week’s VP debate with Gov. Sarah Palin.
That could prove to be an electrifying debate quite unlike any other.
Watch out Joe, don’t sip that glass of water that will be sitting on the podium or you could short out the entire St. Louis Athletic Complex!
Seed Newsvine
Look closely, the flag pin on Mccain was a pacemaker
Dear dayooch:
You may want to stick to playing on your Mac and leave comedy writing to those who are more clever…
McCain didn’t wear a flag pin last night. He didn’t need the blatant symbolism during the debate to help him look patriotic and presidential. He earned that years ago. Obama on the other hand, needed far more than a lapel pin and a “Hey, I’ve got a bracelet too!” to help him look like anything more than an over-eager high school debate club member which is exactly what he came off as looking like.
wow what a conpletely misleading post.
Dear pacer521:
How unfortunate for you that you were incapable of understanding that that particular post was written tongue-in-cheek. No wonder then that you are a Barack supporter. He too is apparently incapable of understanding many things as Sen. McCain rightfully and legitimately pointed out in last night’s debate but at least you aren’t pretending to be qualified to be president.
Whether or not you are a community organizer as well is unknown.
Bolson:
You crack me up. The comedy line above is classic!
BTW, Obama’s “I’ve got a bracelet too!” line was a really tacky, offensive line. Hey, but what the heck, this is the “Big O” after all.
I love how you right-wingers make up stories and demonize liberals at every turn. It just shows you don’t have any material to back-up the candidate you support. McCain is just more of the same – a continuation of the ruinous policies of Bush/Cheney.
Dear RuinousRight:
How unfortunate for you and pacer521 that you were both so dense, so uptight, and so incapable of understanding that that particular post was written tongue-in-cheek. As I have pointed out previously, no wonder then that people like you are Barack Obama supporters. He too is apparently incapable of understanding many things as Sen. McCain rightfully and legitimately pointed out in Friday night’s debate but at least you aren’t pretending to be qualified to be president.
It must be difficult for you to operate a motor vehicle when you can only move so far left. Or did they cancel your driver’s license when you were declared mentally incompetent?
Making up stories and demonizing? That’s page 1 of the Democratic Party playbook… You would think that in supporting such a lightweight for president that you would have a much better sense of humor but I agree wholeheartedly that the thought of an Obama presidency is indeed no reason to laugh.
In closing, let me commend you on your masterful job of cowering so cowardly behind your clandestine URL. Typical and tedious loony left-wing hit-and-run tactic. Is it even possible for you to stand up without a spine? When you grow a pair and step forward out from behind your mother’s apron, come on back and debate like a man—if that’s possible. I truly doubt it.
LOL
Typical right-winger response…. a lengthly diatribe full of hate and name calling. Pathetic and predictable.
Sarah couldn’t put a lapel pin on her eenie-weenie bikini… (and no, not the doctored photo)… and where does she hide her notes?
Dear RuinousRight:
Hatred and name-calling are page 2 of the Dim-ocratic Party playbook. Clearly your copy is well-read and dog-earred…or does someone have to read it to you?
Ray:
You and I both know that Palin is twice the man Biden is. Is it true that he suffers from ED? (Electioneering Dysfunction)
Dude, my comment about the pacemaker was tongue and cheek also. Oh and if you think Biden has ED? seriously you’ve been in a closet. Gibson, Couric, CNN at the Cheesteak place. I do admit, Biden says some stupid stuff. But you not being able to say Palin has some issues with speaking and making sense, then I have to worry.
Dear dayooch:
Let me be perfectly clear, I do not for a moment maintain that Palin is going to win a Nobel Prize anytime soon. But who among us is? Certainly not Obama, and absolutely not Biden. But they have both been given a major pass by the liberal mainstream media for months and months now—all in the interest of furthering their own political agenda.
If Obama/Biden and McCain/Palin switched sides—like some bizarre Disney movie plot—the left would LOVE McCain/Palin and be trashing the lightweight “dynamic” duo of Obama/Biden with the same ferocity they are now so viciously attacking M/P.
Obama is not qualified to run a hot dog stand. Period. But because of the ever-present Bush-Derangement Syndrome on the left, they welcome him with open arms. It is a disturbing double-standard.
As a long-time political observer, I suspect that Palin has been over prepared thus causing some of her answers. We’ve seen it before with Reagan and others. The best thing they can do is back off her and let her be her. The idea that she has to know everything about everything is ludicrous.
I guarantee you that if Obama was given the same pinpoint precision cross-examination, he would also come off looking less than presidential. But we both know that that is not going to happen between now and election day. Obama is at his best on-script, on the teleprompter, reciting someone else’s words. He is an empty $1,500 suit. Period.
wow, if you think that the couric question of “please elaborate on your comment about her foreign policy experience based on her proximity to russia from alaska” as pinpoint precision, then you got me. I’d like to see what she says to “what did you have for lunch today?”.
please explain if you agree thats pinpoint precision?
dayooch:
I was speaking in general terms. You conveniently miss the point. Obama has not faced one-tenth of the scrutiny over 18 months that Palin has experienced in just a few weeks. The mainstream media wants him elected. They are also overlooking Biden’s “fired at” claims after they took Hillary Clinton apart for saying something similar. Journalism is dead in America. All we’re left with is a dung pile of partisan political pinheads who profess to be journalists. Pity.
If you’re going to nitpick I’ll be forced to send you back outside to play with the other children.
This basically made my day! I was reading this entire thing as if it was true, and I was thinking to myself, wow, how can he read something so small. He must have great eye-sight! Like I said this made my day! You guys need to learn to take things in stride, its a joke…not a big deal, I’m even an Obama supporter, I mean, hard-core supporter. I don’t find this offensive, it was a joke!
Thank you Kevin, for getting the joke—and restoring my faith that there is, in fact, still a few level-headed liberals out there who have a sense of humor and not simply a sense of entitlement and manufactured anger.
You are welcome here any time.